I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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