After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
