I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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