I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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