Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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