I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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