Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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