you win again, gameday.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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