Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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