So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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