This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Will exercising make me less horny?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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