wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Can you bring me the toilet please
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The struggles of a small town man whore
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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