Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Oh Jesus.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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