I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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