school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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