your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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