sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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