We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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