He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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