I just made out with a guy for $7.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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