Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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