I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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