I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I had to cum in my sink.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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