You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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