I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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