so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can vaginas get frostbite?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
50% drunk capacity currently
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I have already put on my inside pants.
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