he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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