But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it was like having sex with a tree stump
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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