Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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