gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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