how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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