Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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