sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
