I hate your face
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Mom said you looked used
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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