Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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