Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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