Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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