Pregnant stripper...not hot.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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