Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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