That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Life is so much better after having sex.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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