Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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