She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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