I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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