Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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