Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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