Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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