You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize
