what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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