dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Text me some of your sweat
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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