@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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