what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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