Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
barbara walters just said penis...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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